It's not a weenie

While sitting on the potty tonight Carter called his "thingy" a weenie.

Me: "It's not a weenie, it's a penis"
Carter: "It's not a penis, it's a weenie"
Me: "It's not a weenie, it's a penis"
Carter: "It's not a penis, it's a weenie"
Me: "It's not a weenie, it's a penis"
Carter: "It's not a penis, it's a weenie"
Me: "Who calls it a weenie?"
pause
Carter: "Not me"
Me: "It's a penis"
Carter: "It's not a weenie, it's a penis"
Me: "Right"

I'm pretty sure it's his teacher in the new room he moved to that is calling it a weenie. I'm pretty sure tomorrow they will have the above conversation but Carter will be me and his teacher will be him. I can just hear him "It's not a weenie, it's a penis!"

You just never know what conversation you're going to have with a 2 year old.